Crescentius Vespasianus
2006-05-09 17:39:50 UTC
If the Democrats sweep the House, it won't be Good Morning America,
it'll be Good Night America. Endless congressional investigations of the
Bush Administration, won't do a damn thing for the average guy, but will
make hundreds of millions of dollars for wealthy DC law firms, big
contributors for the Democrat party. She will raise the minimum wage for
all the immigrants that are invading our country. Gas will shoot above
$5/gallon as investigations of the oil companies and increased taxes will
cut supplies. Increased homeland defense funds will be needed and be
supplied, as terrorists will be emboldened with a Republican defeat. Taxes
will be increased on the middle class in order to provide social services
for the new immigrants that will become Democrats.
While all of you suckers are being pounded by another experiment with
socialism, I have other plans. I will simply drive across the border to my
trailer, on the beach, at the Sea of Cortez. I have satellite TV, so I'll
be able to watch the suffer-fest you'll all be going through, on Fox News.
Many vote Democrat, not worrying about the misery they will bring on
themselves, just so it brings misery to others. Sorry, I don't play that
game, so you won't be punishing me. So be my guest, vote Democrat, but
you'll only be shooting yourself in the head.
p.s. I was in Mexico 2 weeks ago, the gas was only $2.32 / gallon, but of
course they don't have nutty SUV driving Sierra Club Democrat folk trying to
stop development of oil resources.
it'll be Good Night America. Endless congressional investigations of the
Bush Administration, won't do a damn thing for the average guy, but will
make hundreds of millions of dollars for wealthy DC law firms, big
contributors for the Democrat party. She will raise the minimum wage for
all the immigrants that are invading our country. Gas will shoot above
$5/gallon as investigations of the oil companies and increased taxes will
cut supplies. Increased homeland defense funds will be needed and be
supplied, as terrorists will be emboldened with a Republican defeat. Taxes
will be increased on the middle class in order to provide social services
for the new immigrants that will become Democrats.
While all of you suckers are being pounded by another experiment with
socialism, I have other plans. I will simply drive across the border to my
trailer, on the beach, at the Sea of Cortez. I have satellite TV, so I'll
be able to watch the suffer-fest you'll all be going through, on Fox News.
Many vote Democrat, not worrying about the misery they will bring on
themselves, just so it brings misery to others. Sorry, I don't play that
game, so you won't be punishing me. So be my guest, vote Democrat, but
you'll only be shooting yourself in the head.
p.s. I was in Mexico 2 weeks ago, the gas was only $2.32 / gallon, but of
course they don't have nutty SUV driving Sierra Club Democrat folk trying to
stop development of oil resources.