Casino Gangsters And American Elderly

[Harry]

Hello,

In Erie, Pa, wehave a newly built, gambling casino -
dumpy, cold, looking thing, with absolutely no extras.

So i take my recovering husband to the newly built Casino.
I hate gambling. I never win. I just stay with him and
watch. If i turn my head to watch something else, the
gangsters' guards repeatedly, stiffly march in front of my
view with a sneer as i sweetly smile at 'him', the skinny,
mean-looking, little sucker; keeping surveillance on me.

Then as we leave the non smoking area, for home, after
dumping a cool $20.00 in the "fixed", slot machines, a
sleazy, con artist meets me with fumbling, exacerbated
motions used to puff up a cloud of cigarette smoke to blow
into my face.

Then as we get on the bus to the parking-area-for-the-
elderly, which is about a quarter mile away, over a cold,
windy, open bridge, another con tries to extract money
from us as tip-for-the-bus-driver. Are we having fun yet,
us retired, old fuds?

Please, Trump, where are you when we need you? Bring
your glitz and your wonderful, imagination for fantasy.

Truly
http://tinyurl.com/lbgov

Ps: At about 3:45 pm the cow lets down her milk.

[toci]

Post by Harry
Hello,
In Erie, Pa, wehave a newly built, gambling casino -
dumpy, cold, looking thing, with absolutely no extras.
So i take my recovering husband to the newly built Casino.
I hate gambling. I never win. I just stay with him and
watch. If i turn my head to watch something else, the
gangsters' guards repeatedly, stiffly march in front of my
view with a sneer as i sweetly smile at 'him', the skinny,
mean-looking, little sucker; keeping surveillance on me.
Then as we leave the non smoking area, for home, after
dumping a cool $20.00 in the "fixed", slot machines, a
sleazy, con artist meets me with fumbling, exacerbated
motions used to puff up a cloud of cigarette smoke to blow
into my face.
Then as we get on the bus to the parking-area-for-the-
elderly, which is about a quarter mile away, over a cold,
windy, open bridge, another con tries to extract money
from us as tip-for-the-bus-driver. Are we having fun yet,
us retired, old fuds?
Please, Trump, where are you when we need you? Bring
your glitz and your wonderful, imagination for fantasy.
Trulyhttp://tinyurl.com/lbgov
Ps: At about 3:45 pm the cow lets down her milk.

I've never been to a casino. I never intend to go. Toci

[AndyS]

toci wrote:>

Post by toci
I've never been to a casino. I never intend to go. Toci

Andy writes:
I went to one once when I was on a business trip to
Las Vegas. I lost $1.05 in the slot machines before I gave
up... The odds of pulling the handle 21 times and not winning
anything taught me a lesson.

Joanie says it must be crooked if they could get a dollar
and five cents out of me.... Forbade me to go back....

Andy in Eureka, Texas

[Seth Hammond]

Post by AndyS
toci wrote:>

Post by toci
I've never been to a casino. I never intend to go. Toci

I went to one once when I was on a business trip to
Las Vegas. I lost $1.05 in the slot machines before I gave
up... The odds of pulling the handle 21 times and not winning
anything taught me a lesson.
Joanie says it must be crooked if they could get a dollar
and five cents out of me.... Forbade me to go back....
Andy in Eureka, Texas

Hey big spender, our local Indian casinos have PENNY slots. You could push
buttons 105 times with that kind of money. Less tiring than those old one
armed bandits.

I'm no gambler, but an occasional contribution to a tribe is harmless fun.
I spend $20 several times per year. I won $400 with a straight flush on a
quarter poker machine several years ago, so I may be ahead in the long run.

[Joy]

Post by Seth Hammond

Post by AndyS
toci wrote:>

Post by toci
I've never been to a casino. I never intend to go. Toci

I went to one once when I was on a business trip to
Las Vegas. I lost $1.05 in the slot machines before I gave
up... The odds of pulling the handle 21 times and not winning
anything taught me a lesson.
Joanie says it must be crooked if they could get a dollar
and five cents out of me.... Forbade me to go back....
Andy in Eureka, Texas

Hey big spender, our local Indian casinos have PENNY slots. You could
push buttons 105 times with that kind of money. Less tiring than those
old one armed bandits.
I'm no gambler, but an occasional contribution to a tribe is harmless fun.
I spend $20 several times per year. I won $400 with a straight flush on a
quarter poker machine several years ago, so I may be ahead in the long run.

I'm not a gambler either, but I did break even in Las Vegas once. There was
a get-together of people from another newsgroup. The day before I came
home, I finally put a quarter in a slot machine, and won it back. On
another Vegas trip, I decided to spend $10 to play Blackjack as long as I
could. I found a $2 table and, in two sessions, managed to play for a total
of 2 1/2 hours before the $10 was gone.

Joy

[Seth Hammond]

Post by Joy

Post by Seth Hammond

Post by AndyS
toci wrote:>

Post by toci
I've never been to a casino. I never intend to go. Toci

I went to one once when I was on a business trip to
Las Vegas. I lost $1.05 in the slot machines before I gave
up... The odds of pulling the handle 21 times and not winning
anything taught me a lesson.
Joanie says it must be crooked if they could get a dollar
and five cents out of me.... Forbade me to go back....
Andy in Eureka, Texas

Hey big spender, our local Indian casinos have PENNY slots. You could
push buttons 105 times with that kind of money. Less tiring than those
old one armed bandits.
I'm no gambler, but an occasional contribution to a tribe is harmless
fun. I spend $20 several times per year. I won $400 with a straight
flush on a quarter poker machine several years ago, so I may be ahead in
the long run.

I'm not a gambler either, but I did break even in Las Vegas once. There
was a get-together of people from another newsgroup. The day before I
came home, I finally put a quarter in a slot machine, and won it back. On
another Vegas trip, I decided to spend $10 to play Blackjack as long as I
could. I found a $2 table and, in two sessions, managed to play for a
total of 2 1/2 hours before the $10 was gone.
Joy

That's a reasonable price to pay for some silly entertainment. I don't make
any money on any other kind of fun.

I miss the old sound of coins raining down during pay-offs.

[Crusher]

Post by Joy
I'm not a gambler either, but I did break even in Las Vegas once. There
was a get-together of people from another newsgroup. The day before I
came home, I finally put a quarter in a slot machine, and won it back. On
another Vegas trip, I decided to spend $10 to play Blackjack as long as I
could. I found a $2 table and, in two sessions, managed to play for a
total of 2 1/2 hours before the $10 was gone.
Joy

Having been to Las Vegas many times attending conventions, many years ago I
made an interesting discovery. If you play the nickel slots for fun and
like to drink you can actually win, albeit not much, because you can drink
more free liquor than you lose in the slots.

--Bob--

[Harry]

Post by Seth Hammond

Post by AndyS
toci wrote:>

Post by toci
I've never been to a casino. I never intend to go. Toci

I went to one once when I was on a business trip to
Las Vegas. I lost $1.05 in the slot machines before I gave
up... The odds of pulling the handle 21 times and not winning
anything taught me a lesson.
Joanie says it must be crooked if they could get a dollar
and five cents out of me.... Forbade me to go back....
Andy in Eureka, Texas

Hey big spender, our local Indian casinos have PENNY slots. You could push
buttons 105 times with that kind of money. Less tiring than those old one
armed bandits.
I'm no gambler, but an occasional contribution to a tribe is harmless fun.
I spend $20 several times per year. I won $400 with a straight flush on a
quarter poker machine several years ago, so I may be ahead in the long run.
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Hello,

Where in the Erie are of Pa 16434 etc.
can i find a casino to take my husband?

Truly.

Weare both part-"Native" . . .

[Seth Hammond]

Post by Harry

Post by Seth Hammond

Post by AndyS
toci wrote:>

Post by toci
I've never been to a casino. I never intend to go. Toci

I went to one once when I was on a business trip to
Las Vegas. I lost $1.05 in the slot machines before I gave
up... The odds of pulling the handle 21 times and not winning
anything taught me a lesson.
Joanie says it must be crooked if they could get a dollar
and five cents out of me.... Forbade me to go back....
Andy in Eureka, Texas

Hey big spender, our local Indian casinos have PENNY slots. You could push
buttons 105 times with that kind of money. Less tiring than those old one
armed bandits.
I'm no gambler, but an occasional contribution to a tribe is harmless fun.
I spend $20 several times per year. I won $400 with a straight flush on a
quarter poker machine several years ago, so I may be ahead in the long run.
- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Hello,
Where in the Erie are of Pa 16434 etc.
can i find a casino to take my husband?
Truly.
Weare both part-"Native" . . .

Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs
1280 Highway 315
Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania 18702

[Geno1234]

Then your money will get mouldy from staying in your purse!!!
Hrin

Post by toci

Post by Harry
Hello,
In Erie, Pa, wehave a newly built, gambling casino -
dumpy, cold, looking thing, with absolutely no extras.
So i take my recovering husband to the newly built Casino.
I hate gambling. I never win. I just stay with him and
watch. If i turn my head to watch something else, the
gangsters' guards repeatedly, stiffly march in front of my
view with a sneer as i sweetly smile at 'him', the skinny,
mean-looking, little sucker; keeping surveillance on me.
Then as we leave the non smoking area, for home, after
dumping a cool $20.00 in the "fixed", slot machines, a
sleazy, con artist meets me with fumbling, exacerbated
motions used to puff up a cloud of cigarette smoke to blow
into my face.
Then as we get on the bus to the parking-area-for-the-
elderly, which is about a quarter mile away, over a cold,
windy, open bridge, another con tries to extract money
from us as tip-for-the-bus-driver. Are we having fun yet,
us retired, old fuds?
Please, Trump, where are you when we need you? Bring
your glitz and your wonderful, imagination for fantasy.
Trulyhttp://tinyurl.com/lbgov
Ps: At about 3:45 pm the cow lets down her milk.

I've never been to a casino. I never intend to go. Toci