If Jesus Christ was President

[Crescentius Vespasianus]

If Jesus Christ was President, and he couldn't deliver cheap gas, he'd
be at 29% also. America runs on cheap gas and beer, and so forewarned any
politician who forgets that fact.


I think Jeb would be the most appropriate successor to President Bush.
But Jeb must answer the question, what is your plan to get the cheap gas
flowing again?

[eldorado]

Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
If Jesus Christ was President, and he couldn't deliver cheap gas, he'd
be at 29% also. America runs on cheap gas and beer, and so forewarned any
politician who forgets that fact.
I think Jeb would be the most appropriate successor to President Bush.
But Jeb must answer the question, what is your plan to get the cheap gas
flowing again?

bush jr. used to have a plan, he was gonna jawbone OPEC members. Guess
his jaw got tired from telling so many fibs.

Q: The Energy Secretary said he would not tap US strategic petroleum
reserves in order to drive down prices saying those reserves are for
emergencies. But given the shortages that exist, do you consider this an
appropriate time to tap those reserves?

A (Bush): No, I don't. I agree with the energy secretary that the
strategic petroleum reserve is meant for a national wartime emergency.
What I think the president ought to do is get on the phone with the OPEC
cartel and say we expect you to open your spigots. One reason why the
price is so high is because the price of crude oil has been driven up.
OPEC has gotten its supply act together and it's driving the price, like
it did in the past. And the president must jawbone OPEC members to lower
the price. And if in fact there is collusion amongst big oil, he ought to
intercede there as well.


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Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
If Jesus Christ was President, and he couldn't deliver cheap gas, he'd
be at 29% also.

If you recall, certain religious leaders manipulated the civil
authorities to put Jesus to death because he posed a threat to them.
They probably said something like this:

"You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but
if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we
really
ought to go ahead and do it."

Oh wait - that was Pat Robertson talking about Hugo Chavez. Take your
time to savor the irony.

I'm not equating Chavez with Jesus, btw, or vice versa.

Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
America runs on cheap gas and beer, and so forewarned
any politician who forgets that fact.

Beer is cheaper than gas right now - do you know of any cars that run
on beer?

Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
I think Jeb would be the most appropriate successor to President Bush.
But Jeb must answer the question, what is your plan to get the cheap gas
flowing again?

I have two words about a possible Jeb Bush candidacy: Terri Schiavo.

[WhateverItTakes]

Afraid of Jeb Bush are we?
--
"The other option, you pull out altogether," Kerry said. "Unacceptable. You
can't leave a vacuum. You can't leave a failed Iraq. You can't have the
United States walking away from now-present Al Qaeda and other insurgents
and pretend you're going to advance the war on terror."

John F. Kerry

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Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
If Jesus Christ was President, and he couldn't deliver cheap gas, he'd
be at 29% also.

If you recall, certain religious leaders manipulated the civil
authorities to put Jesus to death because he posed a threat to them.
"You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but
if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we
really
ought to go ahead and do it."
Oh wait - that was Pat Robertson talking about Hugo Chavez. Take your
time to savor the irony.
I'm not equating Chavez with Jesus, btw, or vice versa.

Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
America runs on cheap gas and beer, and so forewarned
any politician who forgets that fact.

Beer is cheaper than gas right now - do you know of any cars that run
on beer?

Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
I think Jeb would be the most appropriate successor to President Bush.
But Jeb must answer the question, what is your plan to get the cheap gas
flowing again?

I have two words about a possible Jeb Bush candidacy: Terri Schiavo.

[Kyle Daulton]

Post by WhateverItTakes
Afraid of Jeb Bush are we?

I hate top-posting pussies. Be gone, beyotch!
<PLONK>

Post by WhateverItTakes
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"The other option, you pull out altogether," Kerry said. "Unacceptable.
You can't leave a vacuum. You can't leave a failed Iraq. You can't have
the United States walking away from now-present Al Qaeda and other
insurgents and pretend you're going to advance the war on terror."
John F. Kerry

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Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
If Jesus Christ was President, and he couldn't deliver cheap gas, he'd
be at 29% also.

If you recall, certain religious leaders manipulated the civil
authorities to put Jesus to death because he posed a threat to them.
"You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but
if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we
really
ought to go ahead and do it."
Oh wait - that was Pat Robertson talking about Hugo Chavez. Take your
time to savor the irony.
I'm not equating Chavez with Jesus, btw, or vice versa.

Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
America runs on cheap gas and beer, and so forewarned
any politician who forgets that fact.

Beer is cheaper than gas right now - do you know of any cars that run
on beer?

Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
I think Jeb would be the most appropriate successor to President Bush.
But Jeb must answer the question, what is your plan to get the cheap gas
flowing again?

I have two words about a possible Jeb Bush candidacy: Terri Schiavo.

[s***@my-deja.com]

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Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
I think Jeb would be the most appropriate successor to President Bush.
But Jeb must answer the question, what is your plan to get the cheap
gas flowing again?

I have two words about a possible Jeb Bush candidacy: Terri Schiavo.

Afraid of Jeb Bush are we?

Is he the best you've got? Bring it on!

I fixed your top posting, btw. No need to thank me.

[ray]

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Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
I think Jeb would be the most appropriate successor to President Bush.
But Jeb must answer the question, what is your plan to get the cheap
gas flowing again?

I have two words about a possible Jeb Bush candidacy: Terri Schiavo.

Afraid of Jeb Bush are we?

Is he the best you've got? Bring it on!

Bring it on? Such confidence with Hillarious Clinton as your front
runner.

[C***@KNICKLAS.COM]

On Fri, 12 May 2006 23:07:51 GMT, "Crescentius

Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
If Jesus Christ was President, and he couldn't deliver cheap gas, he'd
be at 29% also

Never heard of Christ owing, running, or associating
with "big oil", HANDJOB.

You're kinda dumb aren't you?

[Callistus Valerius]

Post by C***@KNICKLAS.COM
Never heard of Christ

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Why did you threaten to blow up Mt. Rushmore years ago? If I remember
right, you said you'd make it look like a mining accident.

[C***@KNICKLAS.COM]

On Sat, 13 May 2006 20:22:23 GMT, "Callistus Valerius"

Post by Callistus Valerius

Post by C***@KNICKLAS.COM
Never heard of Christ

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Why did you threaten to blow up Mt. Rushmore years ago? If I remember
right, you said you'd make it look like a mining accident.

Didn't

you can't find a threat I've made

I've threatened to call dumb cocksuckers like the
drunken idiot Kurt Knicklas ( whatta laugh) exactly
what HE was and carried it out

I threatened to go to the FBI with Billy Beck's mail
and Knicklas's crap----and did

And I've advocated lots of things in threads (other
than mine) that qualify as free speech

But not threats

You dumb cocksuckers are so pathological about "strict
construction" and "literal reading" of law---then stick
"threat" in your well-used red ass.

I shoved it so far up that drunking idiot Knicklas's
ass about "threat" that he spent months whining and
yelping as I beat him over and over.

Only one other person qualifies as more stupid than
Knicklas, and that's the PAJAMA-SHITTER

Unless you're trying to qualify

So far you're good candidate.

[Callistus Valerius]

Post by C***@KNICKLAS.COM
I shoved it so far up that drunking idiot

Ernst Rohm kept pushing Hitler to complete the socialist revolution, and
when Hitler had enough of his babble, he was arrested. Ernst was sent to
prison, and eventually a gun was placed in front of him, and he was asked to
the right thing. When he refused, he was executed.

[C***@KNICKLAS.COM]

On Sun, 14 May 2006 02:17:46 GMT, "Callistus Valerius"

Post by Callistus Valerius

Post by C***@KNICKLAS.COM
I shoved it so far up that drunking idiot

Ernst Rohm kept pushing Hitler to complete the socialist revolution, and
when Hitler had enough of his babble, he was arrested. Ernst was sent to
prison, and eventually a gun was placed in front of him, and he was asked to
the right thing. When he refused, he was executed.

Rohm was a rightwinger, HANDJOB

One of you.

Hitler was not a socialist, never, no time

His "socialism" was a reference to a cohesive
nationalistic, racial society

Like your conservative racist/homophobes are pushing
for here.

Post by Callistus Valerius
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"Secular schools can never be tolerated because such a school has no
religious instruction and a general moral instruction without a
religious foundation is built on air; consequently all character training
and religion must be derived from faith.... We
need believing people."
--Adolf Hitler, April 26, 1933,

[Jim Lovejoy]

Post by C***@KNICKLAS.COM
On Fri, 12 May 2006 23:07:51 GMT, "Crescentius

Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
If Jesus Christ was President, and he couldn't deliver cheap gas, he'd
be at 29% also

Never heard of Christ owing, running, or associating
with "big oil", HANDJOB.
You're kinda dumb aren't you?

Only if you think the ocean is 'kinda' wet.

[C***@KNICKLAS.COM]

On Fri, 12 May 2006 23:07:51 GMT, "Crescentius

Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
If Jesus Christ was President,

Conservatives crucified him, HandJob.

Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
I think Jeb would be the most appropriate successor to President Bush.

You "thinking......"------See the problem here, HAND
JOB?

[sticker]

Yeah, but who would He invade?
Who would He torture?
Who would He lie about?

Post by Crescentius Vespasianus
If Jesus Christ was President, and he couldn't deliver cheap gas, he'd
be at 29% also. America runs on cheap gas and beer, and so forewarned any
politician who forgets that fact.
I think Jeb would be the most appropriate successor to President Bush.
But Jeb must answer the question, what is your plan to get the cheap gas
flowing again?